68. turkey dinner at clifton’s cafeteria, don’t forget the green jello

after the esotouric jaunt, we wandered around downtown for a maple bacon doughnut, only to find nickel diner closed!

happily, we found our way to clifton's cafeteria, or what i like to call the Downtown Ski Lodge. seriously, this shit was straight out of a '70s log cabin. i'm talking lincoln log style. rustle up a cowhide rug and call it a day because after you eat this tryptophan sludge you are going to want nothing more than some mulled cider and a long nap. word.